var wisdom =  '<table style="background-color:black;" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" width="500"><tr><td align="left" valign="top"><ul><li>' + getframe() + '</li><li>' + getinsight() + '</li>' + '<center>' + getdirective() + '</center></ul></td></tr></table>'

function getframe()
{
var quote;
var now=new Date();
var a = Math.round(95 * now.getSeconds() * Math.random())%41;
if (a > 40) a = 40;
quotes = new Array
quotes[0] = 'Winter feels no sorrow;'
quotes[1] = 'The mist goes where it will;'
quotes[2] = 'The loudest bird is unpopular;'
quotes[3] = 'Many buffalo have travelled this path before;'
quotes[4] = 'Autumn is melancholy;'
quotes[5] = 'Even the finest glass distorts;'
quotes[6] = 'The paddy field has no concern for the peasant;'
quotes[7] = 'No sandal squeaks without reason;'
quotes[8] = 'A thorn pricks you;'
quotes[9] = 'Even the panda can be angry;'
quotes[10] = 'No blind man fears the dark;'
quotes[11] = 'The gambler is always sure;'
quotes[12] = 'The wise man says: "Work when you can work";'
quotes[13] = 'The wise woman keeps her hut tidy;'
quotes[14] = 'The sparrow sings of deception;'
quotes[15] = 'Questions are the seeds of truth;'
quotes[16] = 'When the setting sun thunders, expect a stormy time;'
quotes[17] = 'Even a mouse can bite;'
quotes[18] = 'Those with no shoes get hard feet;'
quotes[19] = 'Enough should be enough;'
quotes[20] = 'Sleeping with prejudices makes truth a nightmare;'
quotes[21] = 'Those who worship in ignorance are ivory tombs;'
quotes[22] = 'Natural law is the habit of the Goddess;'
quotes[23] = 'When the priest starts to pray, call the doctor;'
quotes[24] = 'Women who copy men weep for their sons;'
quotes[25] = 'Life is a blink in the sun;'
quotes[26] = 'The centipede&#146;s legs are strengthened by a hundred rings;'
quotes[27] = 'The prince fears the people more than the people fear the prince;'
quotes[28] = 'Power is the salamander&#146;s tail;'
quotes[29] = 'The dew is gone before noon;'
quotes[30] = 'A talking bird has no disciples;'
quotes[31] = 'When a stick pokes you in the eye, break it;'
quotes[32] = 'An overburdened ship sinks;'
quotes[33] = 'Do not enquire of a roaring lion;'
quotes[34] = 'Mist lies in the valleys;'
quotes[35] = 'Crocodiles lie in the mud;'
quotes[36] = 'Even a king must bow before death;'
quotes[37] = 'The vessel is empty;'
quotes[38] = 'Frog&#146;s eyes do not stop buffalo from drinking;'
quotes[39] = 'The turtle cannot climb a tree;'
quotes[40] = 'Too many chimneys obscure the sun;'
quote = quotes[a]
return quote;
}

function getinsight()
{
var quote;
var now=new Date();
var a = Math.round(95 * now.getSeconds() * Math.random())%32;
if (a > 31) a = 31;
quotes = new Array
quotes[0] = 'Let this awaken your mind.'
quotes[1] = 'Such a thing can change our perception.'
quotes[2] = 'Understand this, and be rewarded with clarity.'
quotes[3] = 'What chance is there?'
quotes[4] = 'In this, the sage could trust.'
quotes[5] = 'Consider what might be done.'
quotes[6] = 'Its character might not appeal.'
quotes[7] = 'It may be longer the other way'
quotes[8] = 'And so we find the truth so hard.'
quotes[9] = 'Are we so alike?'
quotes[10] = 'And even an ant has a purpose.'
quotes[11] = 'Must doubt leave us unsure?'
quotes[12] = 'No one avoids the hurricane sitting on the moon.'
quotes[13] = 'Why choose between a pig and six ducks?'
quotes[14] = 'Reason requires examination first.'
quotes[15] = 'Duty never hurts.'
quotes[16] = 'The superstitious spill salt and trip over a pin.'
quotes[17] = 'Why strike with a stick what you cannot lift?'
quotes[18] = 'Better face a hurricane than be hugged by a bear.'
quotes[19] = 'A sweet smell is no sign of righteousness.'
quotes[20] = 'Even the emperor is a servant at home.'
quotes[21] = 'Upset the barge and even the king gets wet.'
quotes[22] = 'Even the rich have only one belly.'
quotes[23] = 'Even a king must bow before death.'
quotes[24] = 'The field is too small for two bulls.'
quotes[25] = 'Where the king pours noodles over his head, the people do the same.'
quotes[26] = 'Prayers are words on the wind.'
quotes[27] = 'An elephant must be tied to a strong tree.'
quotes[28] = 'The dung beetle is happy in its own paradise.'
quotes[29] = 'Far from the fire wolves eat you, too near you are burned by sparks;'
quotes[30] = 'Who enforces agreement encourages dissent.'
quotes[31] = 'Nature rewards good deeds.'
quote = quotes[a]
return quote;
}

function getdirective()
{
var quote;
var now=new Date();
var a = Math.round(95 * now.getSeconds() * Math.random())%34;
if (a > 33) a = 33;
quotes = new Array
quotes[0] = 'Be like a mossy stone.'
quotes[1] = 'If you fall from the tree, leave your anger on the branch.'
quotes[2] = 'Bend or stretch, but choose the right one.'
quotes[3] = 'Fill in every circle with a soft brush.'
quotes[4] = 'Spit only where you need spit.'
quotes[5] = 'Complain about the emperor only where he will not hear.'
quotes[6] = 'If you need a road, make a road.'
quotes[7] = 'Choose only once between tripe and offal.'
quotes[8] = 'Better accept a lychee from a prince, even when it has a worm.'
quotes[9] = 'Believe and be fooled.'
quotes[10] = 'Do not be spoiled by greed.'
quotes[11] = 'Doubt is the seed of truth.'
quotes[12] = 'Respect even the smallest.'
quotes[13] = 'Trust you can tell the good melon from the shiny one.'
quotes[14] = 'Step aside when a heavy one comes at you.'
quotes[15] = 'Sometimes to appear foolish is noble.'
quotes[16] = 'Do not be afraid to be unfashionable.'
quotes[17] = 'Do not offend the earth, directly or indirectly'
quotes[18] = 'Examine your prejudices: leave your warts alone.'
quotes[19] = 'Be content with rice, let the rich man have the tapeworm.'
quotes[20] = 'When everyone celebrates, weep for the grass.'
quotes[21] = 'If you are a duck among geese, do not fear the emperor&#146;s feast.'
quotes[22] = 'If you meet the Holy Ghost, do not seek advice.'
quotes[23] = 'When your father is jealous, better be his pig than his son.'
quotes[24] = 'Concealing truth does not protect God.'
quotes[25] = 'Do not suppress the seeds of truth.'
quotes[26] = 'Do not be afraid to ask.'
quotes[27] = 'The spectacles of a sage will not let you see better.'
quotes[28] = 'Revere a good mother. A good father will show you how.'
quotes[29] = 'Rage only at injustice.'
quotes[30] = 'Go home and lock the door.'
quotes[31] = 'Do not whirl in the air the snake you killed.'
quotes[32] = 'Take care of your ox and it will take care of you.'
quotes[33] = 'Do not sit like a stone while the fire goes out.'
quote = quotes[a]
return quote;
}

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